Lance Bass Likes The Ass...

So Lindsay tells me that Lance Bass from N*Sync is gay. Alright, does this come as a surprise to anyone? I would like to present fact #1, he is holding up a pink shirt in the image to our left. Additionally, he is smiling- which indicates that inside of his head he is thinking "Wow this is a fabulous pink shirt Kevin Federline bought me, I hope Britney doesn't find out where her money is going!"

Well, I guess being in a boy-band and being taunted about it for so many years has taken its toll. I don't know, perhaps this is a publicity stunt, or excuse for opening his own pink clothing line. Maybe he is confused? There is such a thing as being flamboyant, and being straight... Will Smith. Has he known he was gay for all of this time? I wonder if he is going to touch on the subject of how he found out, or maybe who he plans to share time with... I don't know, I don't think ANY celebrity is straight. I personally think that they are all too good lookin to be straight, plus- the wearing of make-up doesn't stand out as masculine to me. Oh well, Gay it up Lance Bass.